Mysterious Parcel’s Stealthy Arrival
Ransack has recently been the beneficiary of a magnanimous gesture. Nestled among our wares, like a baby placed gently in a cabbage patch by an innebriated stork, was a little bundle of joy! Was it brought as a replacement for our missing Eiffel Tower? Who knows! And what would we find inside?
So we commissioned some Hazmat suits from The Make Den, surrounded the Improvised Edible Device, and then opened the lid. Not since Geraldo was about to crack open Al Capone’s safe have we felt such a thrill up our leg.
Lo! Some kind of potato-cheese curd-gravy concoction de la belle province. If you would like to sheepishly claim your snack, we will hold it for 26 weeks, not a day longer, after which we will make crafts out of it.
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