Ransack the Universe Blog!

SUDDEN CLOTHING SALE !!! ZOMG!1! This week, Monday to Friday, March 25th – 29th. Buy 1 item, get the second at HALF PRICE. ***second item must be of equal or lower price, the sale shall not includeth shoes or accessories, yada yada, amen. We’re open every day from 12-7pm.

Repent, sinners shoppers!

In the dead of winter, a young man’s fancy lightly turns to thoughts of wabbits in drag. If you are planning to share with your sweetie a small token of your infection this Valentine’s Day, drop by Ransack first, you might find just the assemblage of molecules that wordlessly communicates your star-crossed love/lust. Unique gift ideas arrive almost daily, and you will find our genial staff to be full of suggestiveness.

Hello, jello! If’n you hadn’t heard, as of a few days ago Ransack has expanded to the MAIN FLOOR of 1207 Bloor. Be patient with our crew of troglodytes, they are still frightened by the sun and the wind on their ashen faces. We are up and running though, welcoming customers familiar and new. We are still sweeping the flotsam and jetsam out of our old cavern but that will be visitable too in the near future. Come see!

Ahoy-hoy, last minute shoppers! Ransack will be open Sunday Dec. 23 from 12-7 and Monday the 24th approximately 12-5, and then open again on Boxing Day and beyond.

!Thanks for your support and stay tuned for big nudes… ! Merry Crimble!

Not your grandmother’s gifts. Actually, wait – probably mostly your grandmother’s gifts. Anyway, if you’re looking for something off-the-beaten-track this gift-giving season, something thoughtful that the recipient will treasure, we have gazillions of utterly charming possibilities, both vintage and handmade. We invite you to find us on Facebook for some ideas and photos — or just drop by and wander around!

(First of all, hiiieeee!, we are still up and running (knock on wood). Give me some proof, you say, your website and twitter have been awfully quiet. Alrightee, we say, here’s a new blog entry, the one you are reading right now.)

So you’ve heard rumours that Ransack might be A Thing. One you might need to investigate. But you are not sure. If our sporadically updated facebook photo album “What you’ll find at the store” is not tantalizing enough, don’t take our word for it, check out what many other outstanding humans have said.

We have too many diabolically cool machines, so now is your chance to scoop up, for 25% off, a vintage camera, typewriter, projector, turntable/stereo, radio, plus a few other miscellaneous contraptions. The sale will continue until the end of July.